people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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