i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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