at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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