i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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