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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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