I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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