There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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