i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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