I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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