I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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