Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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