just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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