She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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