How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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