Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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