maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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