check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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