i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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