I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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