dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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