One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Found your dick twin last night
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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