there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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