She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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