I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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