My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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