we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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