can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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