Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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