What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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