everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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