when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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