OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
