Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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