"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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