You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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