Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i think i just lost a toe
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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