sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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