Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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