Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Someone signed my nipple.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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