so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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