I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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