real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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