I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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