If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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