ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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