Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
porn star boner night. come get it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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