yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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