Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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