why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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