I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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