it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
even my farts smell like vagina
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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