Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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