We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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