She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You did what with his pubic hair?
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