I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
