if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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