Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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