"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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